John McCain: Old Jokes

1. John McCain's first job in the Navy was inflating the aircraft with hydrogen.

2. John McCain is so old that when he joined the Republican party, its symbol was the mammoth.

4. In all those years in battle, John McCain never left a man behind. Only Joan of Arc.

5. John McCain plans to remake America into the America he knows so well, by distributing pilgrim hats.

6. What did John McCain say the first time he met the enemy?

"This is Sparta!"

7. John McCain had an embarrassing moment the other day when he accidentally called the President of Pakistan by the name of another of his friends from the region, Pharaoh Ramses the II.

8. John McCain knows young people. They're the ones who cut his meat into easily digestible chunks.

9. McCain's health care plan is replacing fluoride in our water with Metamucil.

10. John McCain has been fighting for America ever since the continent originally broke off from Gondwanaland.


I didn't promise that the jokes themselves aren't old, or borrowed, or unfortunate.