Underwater Upgrade

Well, I was reading about art reflexivity/mediation processes in Chinese Painting of the 11th century, when I became distracted by replacements for the Civic, such as the Scion, or a bicycle, when naturally I ran across an ad for this awesome luxury submarine.

How does one react? Such a thing creates two simultaneous reactions: 1) immediately get the 80 million together, or 2) run out in the street, and start a violent People's Revolution.

It goes 16 knots, and comes in a variety of luxury packages. Also, it is evil and should be immediately attacked by pirates in their own submarine.

One last thought: pretty ugly, really, out of that awful shower stall design philosophy of luxury yachts. It looks like a 73 Lincoln Continental. For 80 million for a luxury submarine, it ought to look cool, dangerous, elegant or something. Right now, it looks like it's going to have gold curtains and a white shag rug. Only George Clinton could make that look right, especially if he had an eyepatch.