May 29, 2008

Emos on the March, Listless at the Barricades

The Emos plan a march to protest their ill treatment at the hands of British Tabloids.

What will tomorrow's headlines bring?


MOLOTOV ALMOND LATTE TOSSED SOFTLY AT POLICE

BANDS OF ROVING EMOS MENACE HYDE PARK, POLITELY INTERRUPTING CONVERSATIONS, AGREEING TO DISAGREE

EMO REVOLUTION REDUCES BLACK T-SHIRT STOCKS BY 17% IN GREATER LONDON AREA

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE PLAYS BENEFIT FOR FREE POSTAGE AT NEEDY PREP SCHOOLS

AUTHORITIES SEIZE MALL-CORE DVDS AS VIOLATION OF "UK MUST ROCK" ACT

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