June 24, 2008

Is John McCain White Enough?

A new poll tends to confirm the deep trouble ahead for John McCain. Among white voters, he is merely tied. Everyone else, feghetaboutit.

Perhaps he can make it up by pandering even harder to one of the following newly-identified McCain-receptive demographics:


"Insecurity Moms"

"NASCAR Intellectuals"

"Red-Faced Golfing Buddies"

"People From Connecticut Named 'Lieberman'"

"Lawn Defense Yellers"

"Gated Community Go-Nappers"

"Park-Lurking Uncles"

"Closet Racists"

"Shrieking Racists"

"Fox News"

"SE Asian Juntas"

"Living Legends"

"Fading-Fast Seniors"

"Ghosts"

1 Comments:

Blogger The Front said...

I always thought he looked a bit...simian. A real pooh-flinger, I'd bet.

June 24, 2008 at 10:05 PM  

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