Is John McCain White Enough?

A new poll tends to confirm the deep trouble ahead for John McCain. Among white voters, he is merely tied. Everyone else, feghetaboutit.

Perhaps he can make it up by pandering even harder to one of the following newly-identified McCain-receptive demographics:


"Insecurity Moms"

"NASCAR Intellectuals"

"Red-Faced Golfing Buddies"

"People From Connecticut Named 'Lieberman'"

"Lawn Defense Yellers"

"Gated Community Go-Nappers"

"Park-Lurking Uncles"

"Closet Racists"

"Shrieking Racists"

"Fox News"

"SE Asian Juntas"

"Living Legends"

"Fading-Fast Seniors"

"Ghosts"