You Might be a Palin

If you think the national anthem of Iran is "Iran So Far Away," you might be a Palin.

If you oppose continental drift, you might be a Palin.

If your snowmachine has flames on it, you might be a Palin.

If you smoke a bowl while fantasizing about Barry Goldwater, you might be a Palin.

If your famous "Bullwinkle" chili has both moose AND squirrel, you might be a Palin.

If you think good sex education means graduating from high school with no more than two kids, you might be a Palin.

If you think gun control means calming down your boyfriend without getting shot, you might be a Palin.

If you're worried about the Israeli-Lichtensteinian conflict, you might be a Palin.

If catch John McCain staring at your chest, you might be a Palin.