Finally, someone sums up the election cycle with a narrative I can relate to.
What if the current election were a Dungeons and Dragons game?
Favorite lines:
HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric?
MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this.
HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can't even use a sword. Fuck this noise.
KUCINICH: IM A BARD
OBAMA: That's nice.
KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD
MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go.
KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA
posted by The Sum of All Monkeys at 11:07 PM
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The coffee-spewer for me was:
"GM: You find Mitt's lifeless, drained corpse has been stuffed in the broom closet.'
It's official, Palin's a rogue.
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