Fark-a-riffic
Gonz and Last One Left reel in a bounty of suckers on Linux's 15th Anniversary. You might think I am too mature and sophisticated to enjoy such shenanigans. You would be wrong.
Free sample:
Gonz: I'm with you on this.
Linux represents the old school, with its mainframe like interface, and arcane secret programming languages. Porting the softwares to this platform involves hiring the hippies who understand this obtuse environment. These people are typically unreliable, and have difficulty living wth the regular 9-5 work ethic. They believe in intellectual property theft, free love, substance abuse, and marxism.
posted by The Front at 2:59 PM
3 Comments:
Repeat, apparently, of a classic troll from 2007. I'm so senile I probably posted it here then, too.
I former co-worker of mine always claimed Linux had the best tech support known to man.
Whenever he ran into a problem, he'd simply start a "linux sucks, it can't do "x" properly" thread on the internet, and immediately dozens of Linux fanboys would show up and tell him how to make it work.
I have been planning to move to a Unix-like system for my desktop for the past 30 years. I just can't quite decide which shell to use.
Or perhaps I should write my own?
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