Today's Bible Study
Let us turn our attention to a collection of commonly misconstrued passages:
"The next morning as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. He noticed a fig tree in full leaf a little way off, so he went over to see if he could find any figs. But there were only leaves because it was too early in the season for fruit. Then Jesus said to the tree, “May no one ever eat your fruit again!” And the disciples heard him say it."
Mark 11:12-14
"Now in the morning, when He was returning to the city, He became hungry.
Seeing a lone fig tree by the road, He came to it and found nothing on it except leaves only; and He said to it, "No longer shall there ever be any fruit from you." And at once the fig tree withered. Seeing this, the disciples were amazed and asked, "How did the fig tree wither all at once?" "
Matthew 21:18-20
"Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil."
Jeremiah 29:17
Reading carefully makes the message clear:
GOD HATES FIGS
2 Comments:
I see no other possible interpretation to people who truly believe every word in the Bible. Next time a so called "Christian" offers me a fig, I'll tell them to go back and "read the Bible!"
And let's not even get started on this delicious, delicious abomination in the eyes of the Lord.
I take it back, it needs shrimp.
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