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For Popmonkey's latest work, Traditional A.I./Robot Cooking of Tuscany

This is a marvelous introduction to the world of robot-prepared Tuscan rustic cooking, ready for the kltuziest home chef! The idea came from Mr. Popmonkey's early innovation of adapting the Pentagon's robot hunter-killer AI code to target delicious estate grown olive oil and the finest Roventini from the very freshest organic pig's blood. He shows you how, with a little code and a lot of love, your robot can make you think your Tuscan villa is home to a bleeping Italian chef convention.

Long rumored to be an escaped Browser War criminal, Mr. Popmonkey's controversial defense of his life during those years, The Great Netscape, was banned in his native Andora, his native Madagascar and his native Redmond, Washington. After a successful stint in the black market software trade wind-surfing illegal Mexican computer code across the Gulf of Leyte, he later burned a Moldovan general on a coke deal, kidnapping his daughter, a noted actress and neurologist whom he both later married and received an experiment pre-frontal lobe replacement operation, er, from.

Best known to world movie audiences as the "Art-House Mel Gibson," Popmonkey's many movies include the extremely thrilling independent action thrillers "Tatya, I Remember Only the Blood," "Ambiguity IV: The Exploder," and a marginally successful Venezualan comedy, "O, Je-Je!"

His several novels include A Dagger of Borscht, Two Dumps in the Fountain, and a work of poetry, "Behold, for I am Gdansk." His non fiction works include "Delusions of Grand Rapids," "Home Surimi Pre-Processing," as well a successful cookbot, the Batalli 9347L7, Model "B."