I Just Vomited in My Mouth
posted by Corresponding Secretary General at 11:52 AM
May 20, 2009
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Hey, if you can't be a huge hypocrite, you have no business being in the Republican party.
Before the perjorative "douchebag" wears out its pop culture welcome, let me use this opportunity to introduce the two following forms:
For say, a GOP leadership conference:
"Doucheteria"
or for a smaller group, such as the writers and editors of this book:
"Douchekebob."
Step 1: Complain loudly so as not to get caught cheating (See: Investigating Bill Clinton for having an affair, while having an affair.Step 2: Whiners never quit, and quitters always whine. No wait.
Step 3: Follow your bliss. As in "taking care of your wife with cancer is such a downer"
Step 4: Rewrite history to suit your purposes. No, not the historical novels. I mean the whole "I was against the bailout before I was for it." thing.
Step 5....
BLAAAARFGg *cough*
Sorry, I had to vomit.
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