Memo to all staff

It has come to management's attention that several interesting posts languish, incomplete. Please finish the following articles as soon as practicable:

• "Perverting technology" (The President in Exile)
• "Dear Dr. Kapital" (First Sea Lord)
• "Brief Note Favoring Extreme Partisanship" (First Sea Lord)
• "Polyglotitis, or Trying to Lick the World" (Corresponding Secretary General)

I have no unfinished posts, as I went back and published or deleted them all. But don't delete yours - they look interesting!