Belay that Twitterin'!

Mateys, I done heerd the scuttlebutt that Talk Like a Pirate Day Not be worthy of a-recognizing!! I'll be a dutch-herring buss!! Vast that' lubberly beard juice, ye blasphemous barge-limpets! The Devil's small clothes to such un-seamanly sentiments!

What holiday be a finer ruddy bacchinal than this noble celebration? Why, I've lost count of the port-maids brought by the lee on September 19. Naught a game girl loves more than a rolling broadside o' manly buccaneer's banter! Mind ye keep Talk Like a Pirate Day well, or it's to the bilges with ye, with sea-rats for mates AND rations!