World's most dramatic helicopter crash emergency
Flying a helicopter is dangerous business, even for hot-dog pilots like this guy:
(I took the liberty of adding dialogue here- First Sea Lord)
Ext, Day: Doc and Janet, spunky blond EMT with a drinking problem and a mysterious past, are testing the new Swedish helicopter in the parking lot at SF General Hospital.
Janet: I know you always loved me, it's just that you think love is some kind of weakness (sips vodka from straw in IV bottle.)
Doc: Sweet, this Nordic whirlybird slides like a greased otter at a waterpark!
Janet: Oh sure- your new toy! 10 mph (sarcastically) in the parking lot.
Doc: Watch this- into the street, baby, wooo! I ROCK this town!
Janet: Oh sure, Doc, right down the street, that's just great. You can at least wait for the light. I might as well be talking to that telephone pole there.
Doc: Listen, witch, if you think you've got your claws in ol' Doc here, you've got another...
(Emergency Helicopter crashes!)
posted by VMM at 5:28 PM
2 Comments:
My version of the script would start off...
Doc: Hey Janet, have you seen my BlackBerry?
Janet: I thought I saw it in the backseat... hey, did you leave the helicopter running?
Doc: No, I... oh shit, it's still running? Haha, it's okay, I'm sure it's not going anywhere...
wow... and here i thought they didn't let edelstein fly copter anymore...
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