March 25, 2010

The G.O.P. and Some Permutations

The GOP

The OPP

The Other People's Labor Party

The Minorities Whose First Names are Tiger Party

The Gated Community Party

The Gregarious Ogre Party

Grendel's Other Pals

The Golf Party

The Turret's Syndrome Policy Generator Party

The Oddly Boring Shrieking Psychopath Party

The Fix Market Consolidation With More Market Consolidation Party

The Wealth Means God Loves You Party

The Angry Millionaire Party

The Angry Millionaire's Terrified Employees' Party

The Angry at Science Party

The Angry at Blacks Party

The Angry at Soldiers Party

The Angry at Teachers Party

The Angry at Facts Party

Splinter Group: the Angrier Angry Party

The Weirdly Angry at People Worse Off Than You Party

The Angry at Gays Party

The Emotional Projection Party

God's Ordained Party

God's Original Party

The God is Telling Me How to Fuck You Party

God Help Us Party

God's Pants Off Dance Off Party

Gaga for Palin Party

The Old "Shoot Your Friends in the Face While Suspending Habeus Corpus Trick" Party

The Gleeful Optometrist Party

The Pretty Party

Glenn, The Fear-Aggressive Coward Party

The Where? Let's Invade It! Party

The Party Who Loves the Constitution: Not the Legal Stuff, That's Gay- Just the Interesting Paper and Neat Old-Timey Handwriting

Gays for Reagan

Furries For Reagan

The Gay Old Party

Very Gay Old Party

The Liberace-Standard Gay Party

Super-Secret Boyfriend Party

Tea-baggers

T-Ballers

The WWF Guide to Public Education Party

The Low-dangling Shriveled Geriatric Balls That Make a "Boingy" Sound Party

Let's Just Admit It: The Party For Placing Genitals Atop Other People's Heads

The "Check the Mirror: Neo-Fascism May Be Closer Than It Appears" Party

3 Comments:

Blogger Corresponding Secretary General said...

This one is my favorite: "The Low-dangling Shriveled Geriatric Balls That Make a "Boingy" Sound Party" but it doesn't exactly roll trippingly off the tongue.

March 25, 2010 at 1:26 PM  
Blogger JAB said...

We could call it the "Boingy" Party, and let the rest be understood.

March 25, 2010 at 2:34 PM  
Blogger The Front said...

Not available for comment.

March 25, 2010 at 8:27 PM  

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