Sounds like...freedom
The USS Constitution will continue firing its cannons twice a day across Boston Harbor as it has done for more than 200 years despite the objections of its well-heeled neighbors.
On behalf of Americans everywhere, let me address this issue in the vernacular of the common people of Charlestown: shut up, you fucking yuppies.
posted by The Front at 1:36 PM
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Translation: "Shut yer touch-holes, ye lubbers!"
I am going to visit The Constitution next week when I go to Boston. I will make them aware of your concerns. I'll use my best "old Mr. Evans" voice.
Is there anything less charming than whiny rich people with no respect for tradition?
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