March 11, 2010

Sounds like...freedom

The USS Constitution will continue firing its cannons twice a day across Boston Harbor as it has done for more than 200 years despite the objections of its well-heeled neighbors.

On behalf of Americans everywhere, let me address this issue in the vernacular of the common people of Charlestown:  shut up, you fucking yuppies.

4 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

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March 11, 2010 at 2:49 PM  
Blogger VMM said...

Translation: "Shut yer touch-holes, ye lubbers!"

March 11, 2010 at 2:51 PM  
Blogger Viceroy De Los Osos said...

I am going to visit The Constitution next week when I go to Boston. I will make them aware of your concerns. I'll use my best "old Mr. Evans" voice.

March 11, 2010 at 5:50 PM  
Blogger JAB said...

Is there anything less charming than whiny rich people with no respect for tradition?

March 13, 2010 at 10:36 AM  

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