March 04, 2011

Today's Tomorrow's Less-Funny-Than-Usual Headlines

  • Local Man Decides Poetry Isn't Worth It
  • New Finding Replaces "Perfectly Sensible" Scientific Explanation With Horrific Existential Jigsaw
  • Olympics Cancelled After Athletes Mistakenly Read "The Lotos Eaters" (link
  • Study: George Washington suffered from Kicking England's Ass Syndrome
  • Determinist Tries to Explain Affair to Wife

2 Comments:

Blogger Undersecretary to the Deputy Commissariat said...

I found the last one, in particular, laugh-out-loud funny.

The more I imagine it, the more humorous it becomes.

March 6, 2011 at 5:17 AM  
Blogger JAB said...

You'll be hearing from my attorney.

March 6, 2011 at 1:29 PM  

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