June 22, 2011

Very Common FAQs

Eisengeiste's eFAQ:
Extremely Frequently Asked Questions
1. How are you?
Fine, thanks.
2. More coffee?
              Please.
3. Where is the bathroom?
Back over there.
4. Spare Change?
Sorry.
5. Where are my keys?
Where did you leave them last?
6. How did it go?
              Great!
7. Do you need anything?
              No, I'm good.
8. Is this yours?
              Oh, thanks!
9. Is there more?
              Sorry, last one.
10. Who left this here?
It wasn't me.
11. What do you think you're doing?
Nothing.
12. Why would someone do such a thing?
I don't know.
13. What's going on?


             Not much.


14. How's Things?

           Going alright.


15. Doing O.K.?


            Another one, please.

16. Where are you?
               
             Over here!

17. Can I help you?
               
            Just looking, thanks.

18. Can someone help me?


            Just a minute.

19. Why?

            Why not?

 20. Who is this?
               
            It's me!
If have a question that is not on our eFAQ page, you can search message boards, phone customer service during business hours, or send an email.  Answers can often be found on Wikipedia. 


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Blogger Corresponding Secretary General said...

Are you going to eat that?

June 23, 2011 at 1:08 PM  

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