October 14, 2011

This country is so fucked up

Goat doping. Really?

You heard me. Goat doping. Fucking goat doping.

It has come to this.

Goat. Doping.

Gramps: And then, it got so bad, they had to resort to goat doping.
The Twins: Was that before or after they had to drink their own urine?
Gramps: Right before...just a few weeks before.
The Twins: Goat doping? Really? Come on, Gramps.
Gramps: Goat doping. I kid you not.
The Twins: (holding their heads in mock anguish) Graaamps!

1 Comments:

Blogger Laird of Madrona said...

Oh, I just assumed all the goats competing at the state fair level were doping.

What shocks me are the accusations of goat feed tampering!

October 15, 2011 at 12:22 AM  

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