This country is so fucked up

Goat doping. Really?

You heard me. Goat doping. Fucking goat doping.

It has come to this.

Goat. Doping.

Gramps: And then, it got so bad, they had to resort to goat doping.

The Twins: Was that before or after they had to drink their own urine?

Gramps: Right before...just a few weeks before.

The Twins: Goat doping? Really? Come on, Gramps.

Gramps: Goat doping. I kid you not.

The Twins: (holding their heads in mock anguish) Graaamps!