Well snarked

Ive received a KBE, (Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire) and will be able to be called "sir". While most KBE's earn the title by bringing huge amounts of cash to Britain, Sir Ive got it for services to design and enterprise. It must be the first time that anyone has been knighted for making an American look good and making him bundles of cash.



The UK has given Bill Gates an honorary knighthood, but since his country was involved in a French backed terrorist campaign against the Queen's ancestors he can't call himself Sir.