February 03, 2012

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of the organization formerly known as the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation


  • Renames self Susan G. Komen For The Cure 
    • Emphasis added.  In other news I am renaming myself The Front For The Win
    • About 21% of their budget goes to actually looking for a cure
  • Finds the perfect fund raising partner
  • Ends funding for stem cell research, a promising area for the development of a cure for breast cancer
  • Decides to stop grants to Planned Parenthood for breast cancer screening
  • Decides to resume grants to Planned Parenthood
  • Crucial handgun sales tie-in (this might not be true, but it's too good not to use)
  • Renames self Komen Diddy
  • Makes spectacle of self in Oscars cocaine binge
  • Begins speaking darkly of "the Jewish question"
Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.

1 Comments:

Blogger Author said...

Not only was the effect the exact opposite, now they are under intense scrutiny for a set of questionable practices. It's the kind of debacle that can only be called "a fuckdumpster of clusterfuck."

It went about as well as if Hello Kitty started up with a new character, Heil Kitty Hitler.

February 4, 2012 at 2:20 PM  

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