The Increasingly Poor Decisions of the organization formerly known as the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation
- Renames self Susan G. Komen For The Cure
- Emphasis added. In other news I am renaming myself The Front For The Win
- About 21% of their budget goes to actually looking for a cure
- Finds the perfect fund raising partner
- Ends funding for stem cell research, a promising area for the development of a cure for breast cancer
- Decides to stop grants to Planned Parenthood for breast cancer screening
- Decides to resume grants to Planned Parenthood
- Crucial handgun sales tie-in (this might not be true, but it's too good not to use)
- Renames self Komen Diddy
- Makes spectacle of self in Oscars cocaine binge
- Begins speaking darkly of "the Jewish question"
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
posted by The Other Front at 1:51 PM
1 Comments:
Not only was the effect the exact opposite, now they are under intense scrutiny for a set of questionable practices. It's the kind of debacle that can only be called "a fuckdumpster of clusterfuck."
It went about as well as if Hello Kitty started up with a new character, Heil Kitty Hitler.
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