February 13, 2013

Hell no

Of course not, that shit's impossible.

In other news, the Mars rover is doing fine, and brave men and women fly through a hail of enemy fire every day to rescue the wounded of our foreign wars so they can be airlifted to Walter Reed for life-saving medical procedures undreamed of in any time before the present era. We make energy from the sun, leap from space back to earth again, and through the efforts of a small band of kindhearted medical professionals, help children smile who have never smiled before.

But preschool?!  Are you high?


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