The Other Chuck D's Birthday

A friend mentions that it is the Other Chuck D's Birthday, which inspired this:


Eighteen Fifty-Nine!
 the number-no more slumber (get down)
Science of the beardy drummer
Life is hittin' your mind cause I know you got soul
 (Biologists and sisters hey)
Listen if links' missin' y'all
Origins I am singin'
Species whatcha bringing?'
Knowin' what I know
While the Bishops sweatin'
And the critters are evolving'
Got to give us what we want
 Gotta give us what we need
 Freedom of mating is survival or death
We got to fight the theories that be

BONUS: Rosie Holy Freaking Perez in 1989, an important historical study on the correct deportment of and proper attractiveness in American women.  There are entire continents, to this day, lacking the extremely compelling attitude of Rosie Perez.