Too Fun, Had to Write a Friedman IHOP gag...

 "You can't float by falafel stand in the Mid-east in a 150 foot hybrid yacht without realizing that seen through a live satellite view of looking at people's heads offered at Skyheads.com -developed by the renegade Hartford team of the warm-hearted, round- faced Bill and Shirley, who told me over lobster puffs how they took a $25 millon investment in the web and turned it into $26 million in less than seven years by moving around currency- the Israeli falafel and Palestinian falafels stands are culturally united by Garbanzo beans, an underrecognized miracle ingredient that feeds over billion people on some Tuesdays. And in the same way, our new gluten free Clown Face Pancake Nu-Classic, made with hearty dark buckwheat, brings children of all different allergies together with a glimmer of hope that with a 4G LTE connection and a dash of capital just like the chocolate sprinkles that make the banana nose look like it has freckles, the Chinese markets might one day be open to them as well, and war might be thing of the past."