Seahawks! 49ers! For ArrrRRRRrrrrrRRRRrrrrrrgh!
How big is this game, Johnny?
1. It's so big, it makes Ragnorak look like a warg in the prak.
2. It's so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
3. It's so big, it makes Star Wars look like Stars Wars: The Phantom Menace
4. It's so big, Taylor Swift is dating it.
5. It's so big, Micheal Bay failed to add explosions in the background.
6. It's so big, Jerry Rice, long in retirement from both teams, forgot where he put his car keys for an entire weekend.
7. It's so big it occupies the set of all points.