January 12, 2014

Seahawks! 49ers! For ArrrRRRRrrrrrRRRRrrrrrrgh!

How big is this game, Johnny?

1. It's so big, it makes Ragnorak look like a warg in the prak.
2. It's so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
3. It's so big, it makes Star Wars look like Stars Wars: The Phantom Menace
4. It's so big, Taylor Swift is dating it.
5. It's so big, Micheal Bay failed to add explosions in the background.
6. It's so big, Jerry Rice, long in retirement from both teams, forgot where he put his car keys for an entire weekend.
7. It's so big it occupies the set of all points. 


Blogger Laird of Madrona said...

That's big!

January 13, 2014 at 7:31 AM  
Blogger The Other Front said...

It's so big the Russians think it's a little too much.

It's so big it makes the multiverse look like the universe.

It's so big it takes up AN ENTIRE FOOTBALL FIELD.

January 15, 2014 at 7:31 PM  

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