February 05, 2016

Please let this happen

Moderator:  Will you release transcripts of the speeches you gave at Goldman Sachs?

Clinton:  We're looking into that, we said we'd look into that.

Sanders:  Oh, I have them.

Clinton:  What?!

Sanders:  But of course it would be wrong to read from them without my opponent's permission.

Crowd:  Read them!  Read them!

Sanders:  Have patience, gentle friends, I must not read them;
  It is not meet you know how Clinton spoke at Goldman.
  You are not wood, you are not stones, but men;
  And, being men, bearing her words to Goldman,
  It will inflame you, it will make you mad:
  'Tis good you know not what she has said;
  For, if you should, O, what would come of it!

Clinton:  You monster.

Sanders:  I actually don't have the speeches.  Why don't you release them?


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