Hard time

Pretty good move there, Ed, stringing barbed wire across the bike path.  Gangsta!  Thug life!
Yup.

Too bad you got caught.
Yup.

What'd you get, five years?
Nope.

Three years?
Nope.

Probation?
Nope.

Oh come on, you were guilty as hell, and they just fined you?
Nope.

Not even a fine?
Nope.  They sent me to thinking skills class.

Those...monsters!

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