May 11, 2017

Mindful little chocolate pretzels

You know mindfulness has jumped the shark when the garbage bag-sized bag of (Non-GMO, Fair Trade) chocolate covered pretzels your wife bought at Costco advertises itself as: "a mindful and sophisticated way to snack."  Well, la-dee-da, call me the Dalai Lama and get me a tuxedo, I'm going in.

I'm also gonna need a shot of insulin and a wash rag later.  kthxbye

Also: Little Chocolate Donuts


Blogger VMM said...

The cigarette was a touch of genius.

May 12, 2017 at 7:36 AM  

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