"Discernably turgid"?

Opponents of the [bikini espresso] kiosk argued that it is an adult entertainment business, and thus more akin to a strip club than a Starbucks when it comes to zoning rules.

According to the American Canyon city code, if a performer does not completely and opaquely cover certain "specific anatomical areas," which include the butt, breast below the areola, and pubic region, a business may be classified an adult-entertainment business. "Discernibly turgid" male genitalia also fall under the list, regardless of whether it is covered, and how opaquely.

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