MEANWHILE, IN HOLLYWOOD...

Pitch Guy: We're going to re-make BattleStar Galactica, but with chicks as Cylons.
Producer: What about the stars?
Pitch Guy: Instead of Dirk Benedict, we'll cast a hot chick.
Producer: Will it be edgy?
Pitch Guy: Yes, it will be edgy.

[And I thought it would be yarns before those Hollywood daggets would scrape the last millicentons of the bottom of that space-barrel. -LoM]

[The moment one of the Cylon "chicks" says "by your command," this turkey is headed for the Spike Network. -UttDC]