LIFE IMITATES PWP'S HEADLINES AGAIN

A letter read on All Things Considered today proposed that the Beagle 2 probe had vanished because it was in love with Spirit.

Are the copyright attorneys all warmed up, Mr. Portfolio?

[If we perform a statistical analysis of the predictive efficacy of Today's Tomorrow's Headlines, can't we then predict the future? How might these quips, jests, and assorted bon mots describe crop futures?-PWP]