DR. Z TAKES NO CRAP

When Ross the Intern from "The Tonight Show'' asked Patriots safety Rodney Harrison to name the wildest place he and his wife ever made whoopee, Paul Zimmerman of Sports Illustrated, who takes football as seriously as any writer who ever lived, told Ross, "Get the hell out of here.''

"What are you, the kicker?'' Ross asked.

"Yeah, I'll kick your ass,'' Zimmerman replied.

[Damn! You tell 'em Doc! -LoM]