NOT TO ALARM ANYBODY

Drudge says Kerry has an intern problem...

[Possible.. but there is no independent mention of this anywhere - and after his service to the country in the Clinton flap, drudge is of course also rather famous for being full of crap. -

Meanwhile, in other conspiracies, check out the detail of a Lt. Col spying Bush documentation in the trash in 1997, about halfway down the article. -PWP]

[If you're anything like me, you don't care if he has a "barnyard animal problem." -LoM]

[I've seen Kerry in person - a great guy, but so appearance-challenged I doubt that sheep would even be seen with him unless they were turned on by power - PWP]

[A Washington intern turned on by power? NO! -LoM]

[First Class: Clinton / Coach: Kerry / Steerage: Kennedy (ew! omigod!!) -MoF]