DON'T LOOK BACK #2

You are the most promising cyclist of your generation. You've bested better-known riders in this year's tour, and are, in fact, the only one left in a position to challenge for the yellow jersey. An accomplished climber, you look forward to today's time trial up the legendary Alpe d'Huez. As the riders start off, 2 minutes apart, you reflect: perhaps you can make up some time against the aging American - surely his recuperative powers are diminishing, and he's been pushing very hard in the mountains the past few days.

Your ride goes well. As you near the summit you hear screams, crazy shouts. You look over your shoulder. Lance Armstrong has made up two minutes on you and is about to pass your sorry Euro-ass.

Better luck next year, kid.