August 11, 2004

Colonel Mustard Will be the Triggerman

Terrorists will try to disrupt the election by assassinating a world leader using tainted drugs, probably in a financial center in the southern U.S.

Or so they have led us to believe.

2 Comments:

Blogger JAB said...

You could probably assasinate W by putting a big bottle of poison in front of him labeled: "The UN says don't drink ever this."

August 11, 2004 at 11:02 PM  
Blogger VMM said...

Regarding the "tainted drugs from Canada" fantasy: could somebody tell the FDA and their drug industry lobbyist pals that they have officially hit a new low?

August 12, 2004 at 10:17 AM  

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