The Coolest Superhero
The Laird will soon post an update on the latest super-guy taking the City of Heroes by storm:
Ice-assin: "License to Chill"
A special forces sniper left behind during an arctic exercise, he lost his hands and feet, but not his will to kill! Endowed with icy super powers, he also wields a mean assault rifle with his robotic claws. His favorite tactic is to freeze enemies in their tracks, then blast them into Sno-cones.
Whomever comes up with the best taunt for Ice-assin to deliver as he fights will receive a free box of eskimo pies.
Some suggestions:
"As a matter of fact, I DO have ice water in my veins."
"IM2KWL4U!"
"Chill, buddy!"
"When I say 'freeze' I mean it!"
"My heart is ice, but the bullets are tungsten."
"Cold enough for ya?"
"Freeze, baby, freeze!"
"Hold on, I'll call you a Zamboni...you're a Zamboni! Ha ha..."
"It's not the heat, it's the frigidity!"
- and the #1 Ice-assin taunt -
"Would you like cocoa with that?"
2 Comments:
OK, I'll give it a try:
Ice, Ice Baby!
I got your Mochachino Frappe right here buddy!
and....
Grab your ankles and prey for Global Warming!
Here's a screen capture of the Ice-assin in action:
http://home.pacbell.net/marschv/IA00.jpg
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