CYPRUS STATION KNOCKED OFF AIR

Thank God Woodward & Bernstein didn't have to contend with cat fleas!

At one point, a cat fell through the roof and landed on someone's head., Said a distraught radio announcer who chose to remain anonymous. We are proposing the cats either get vaccinated or gotten rid of. he said.

In a testament to the seriousness of the situation, the announcer added, The dog should also go.