A Few Googles Before Bedtime
- "hot porn" - 875,000 hits
- "cold porn" - 619 hits
- britney shakespeare - 54,800 hits, including this really cool one
- extreme mountain big wave surfing cool - 17,000
- unextreme sports - 82
- "extreme croquet" - 842, including the Connecticut eXtreme Croquet Society
- "extreme shrugging" - one, not counting the other one with a comma between the two words
posted by Anonymous at 11:25 PM
1 Comments:
Sirs -
I am outraged, outraged at this article, but I must also present that I outraged as well as the complete distortion of my military record. Not only have I never been involved with reprehensible cold porn or so-called extreme croquet, but for years now I have been signing my name as Maj. Stanley Tuffle, when it has been pointed out to me many times that I long ago attained the rank of Col. Tuffle, Royal Marines, Lancashire Regiment, much to the disrepute of my completely discredited statements of the recent past. This infurtiating oversight is absolutely inexcusable and is tremendously damaging to my reputation, and I must insist that I cease and desist immediately!
Respectfully,
Col. Stanley Tuffle (ret.)
Aberdeen
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