SCHADENFREUDE ALERT!!!

Guardian: new Kitty Kelley book has W snorting coke at Camp David while Dad was president, and getting his girlfriend an abortion. Includes Laura on coke too, mistresses, and assorted hoo-hahs.

Pause.

Insert maniacal laughter.

I am far, far beyond caring about being fair to George W. Bush, or whether this upcoming hilarious debate elevates American politics. This is a pie fight, with bricks in the pies.