Also By J.BOLLENBACH, Hilton CEO (is Stephen)

I should have thought of this years ago - my last name is synonymous with Stephen Bollenbach, CEO of Hilton, not Paris Hilton, just Hilton. What an opportunity to relieve the golfing classes of their whimsically earned cash? With their collection of trite observations, glossy generalizations, and full of can-do attitude, how hard would it be to write the following titles?:

BLITHERING YOUR WAY TO POWER - How Blubbering Idiocy And Inheritance Law Can Confer Incredible Tax Advantages

THE RICH ALREADY OWN THE EARTH- The Hidden Capitalist Message in the Great Religions

THE MUMANSCHANTZ GAMBIT: Confusing and Dismaying Your Competition With Oversize Dance Puppetry

IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS HIM: Shifting the Blame to Avoid Criminal Prosecution and Multimillion Dollar Federal Civil Actions

DANTE'S PRESENTARIO- Cutting Up to 87% of Your Costs By Eliminating Business Presentations and Just Sending a Nice Postcard With Polite Suggestions

THE SILVER ANVIL - Reforming Your Employee's Retirement Plans into Personal Financial Leverage

PRETENDING TO LIKE GOLF - Managing the Psychotic Hold This Weird-Ass Game Has on the Powerful

SHARE THE LOVE - Controlling the Government to Your Advantage through Amazingly Small Political Donations

I LIKE YOUR MONEY - Getting Back to Real Business Values