Totting Up the Bill

Let's see how the Cayman Islands did:

Dozens missing.

Three local insurance firms likely wiped out, or at least impaired.

Here is a list of stuff they forgot to stockpile in their bank vaults:
* Generators * Water filtration systems
* Transistor Radios * Tents
* Batteries * Cots
* Battery powered lanterns * Plywood
* Canned Food * Generators
* Blankets * Chainsaws
* Water * Plastic cans for fuel

They are requesting you send your donations (no kidding) to:
The Cayman Islands Hurricane Relief Fund
Account #621506296065 with JP Morgan Chase Manhattan Bank.

Seems like a good idea. I'm also planning to send some money to the Spastic Swiss Bankers' Association and the League of Dribbling Idiots Who Used to be Bond Traders.

We must be compassionate in these difficult times.