America, FUCK YEAH!!!

I have a movie recommendation: Team America: World Police.

It's hella offensive. It's really unfair to liberal celebrities. It is not a good movie. It is quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a theater since Airplane came out.

And it has me walking around, singing the main theme song:

America. America. America Fuck Yeah!!!
Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah,
America, Fuck Yeah!

Freedom is the only way, yeah,
Terrorist your game is through,
'Cause now you have to answer to America, Fuck Yeah!!!
So lick my butt and suck my balls,
America, Fuck Yeah!!!

What ya gonna do when we come fo you now?
It's the dream that we all share, it's the hope for tomorrow,
Fuck Yeah!!!

McDonalds, Wal-Mart, the Gap, baseball, NFL,
Rock and roll, the internet, slavery,
Fuck yeah!!! Fuck yeah!!!

Starbucks, Disneyworld, porno, valium, Reebock,
Fake tits, sushi, Taco Bell, rodeo, Bed Bath and Beyond.

Liberty, waxed lips, the Alamo, bandaids, Christmas,
Immigrants, Popeye, Democrats,
Republicans, sportsmanship, books.