October 07, 2004

Super Scooper

Jackie Harvey is always a treat, but this is one of the great segues:

"Item! Is she or isn't she? That's the question everybody's asking. By "she" I mean Britney, and as to what she is or isn't, that would be married. She may have pulled a J-Lo and tied the knot with one of her dancers. But there was some hubbub over the wedding license—namely, they didn't have one. I for one think that if she wants to be married, we should let her. Celebrities in love are above the law. OJ taught us all that.

"Speaking of OJ, you know what's great? The hotel breakfast bar..."

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