Heathrow Insecure Against Severe Wit

Stephen Fry demonstrated another potential weapon of mass destruction. When asked whether he had any sharp objects at Heathrow airport, he replied: "Only my tongue, sir."

-BBC quotes of the year.

The Laird of Madrona's proposed tossing a large money clip at the security check basket and saying "There's more where that came from- if you play ball" may be equally funny. However, Fry was able to proceed to his flight rather than disappear, last seen being stapled into a plastic federal shipping bag.

I suppose if he hadn't just played Oscar Wilde in a movie about Oscar Wilde, someone should make a movie with Stephen Fry as Oscar Wilde in it.