This Bicentennial Minute Brought to You by Ben Bridge Jewelers
Marine Chooses Wedding Ring Over Finger:
Subsequently, they lose the wedding ring.
"'We need to make more David Battles,' said Daniel Pierce, the school's assistant head coach. 'He is one amazing guy.'"
Yeah, one amazingly stupid guy. But it pales in comparison to heaping praise on someone for incredibly bad judgement.
(You know, jewelery can be repaired -- idiot!)