January 21, 2005

Let Cock Ring

The Rude Pundit has fun doing a global substitute of the word "cock" for the word "freedom" in Bush's inauguration address:

"And then the end becomes a real rouser: 'We go forward with complete confidence in the eventual triumph of cock . . .We have confidence because cock is the permanent hope of mankind, the hunger in dark places, the longing of the soul. When our Founders declared a new order of the ages, when soldiers died in wave upon wave for a union based on liberty, when citizens marched in peaceful outrage under the banner Cock. . . we are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of cock.'"

1 Comments:

Blogger Corresponding Secretary General said...

Should do wonders for our tit rate, I mean, hit rate, too.

January 22, 2005 at 10:09 AM  

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