Let Us Trim Our Hair in Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle

This is the title of the new North Korean hit reality series: the BBC reports on North Korea's new war on long hair. Do not miss the photos, which are no different from the last mormon pamphlet I saw on the subject. How to react? As one of the best and truest sayings goes:

Beware of any enterprise where everyone dresses alike.

We can thank North Korea for being one of the last major sources of incredibly awkward stalinist propaganda. Funny, except that you get the feeling people are about to be sent to hair re-education camps, never to return.