It's Just This Sort of Thing Won't Go Over Well in The Bellevue Family Court

A Bellevue, WA Mr. Mom kidnaps his kids from actual Mom and tries to abscond with them to Iran, saying that they would be better off dead than growing up in the corruption of America. Intercepted in Amsterdam, his public defender is working on release, while the prosecutor explains that the literal translation of the Farsi does seem a bit harsh.