The Lair Recommends: Batman Begins

I didn't think I'd live to see it. They actually made a good Batman movie. I'm shocked, and pleasantly stunned.

They hired a director who could direct. Actors who could act. Writers who could write. Amazing what happens when the Hollywood crap-machine lends their audience even teensiest bit of respect. No...wait: it was a film. There was no product placement! (Unless you count Wayne Industries.)