Zap on War

Zap Brannigan from Futurama, addressing the troops:


Soldier: "Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?"

Zap: "Don't ask me, you're the one who's going to be dying."

Fry: "Uh, just so we'll know - who's the enemy?"

Zap: "A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history, or what they look like, but we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks."